
When You 2X Your Creativity, You 10X Your Results!
Let Me Show You How To Make ‘Unconventional’ Creativity Your Competitive Advantage.
"At the Copywriters Podcast we pride ourself on having unconventional guests with unique marketing ideas, but John Williamson really takes ‘unconventional’ to a whole new level."
David Garfinkel,
World's Greatest Copywriting Coach
Just Some Of The Hundreds Of ‘Unconventionally’ Creative Sales & Marketing Ideas I've Conjured Up ...

One of the top 3 reasons why people don't buy: They just don't 'get it'.
It turns out the best way to sell complex high-value services isn’t an hour-long sales pitch (... at which point the client's eyes have glazed over and they request you send a proposal and you never hear from them again).
For example, to sell complex IT services, I used a live tortoise as Attention Wizardry to explain the problem and present the solution in an easy-to-understand way. This 'pattern interrupt' closed 8/10 deals in under 20 minutes with ZERO price resistance.

If you want your phone ringing (or your inbox pinging) with enquiries from people who've already concluded that your product or service is just what they're looking for, then you should definitely be using ‘lumpy’ mail - old school Attention Wizardry!
I've created hundreds of lumpy mail campaigns (sending a toy 'parachute man' is a favourite).
WHEN DONE RIGHT ‘lumpy’ mail is difficult to beat for breaking through the noise, getting someone's undivided attention, bringing your offer to life AND 'demonstrating' why someone should buy what you've got.

Webinars can be a great way to market your services and generate sales BUT only if you can get the people who register to actually show up!
Whilst it's true that webinar attendance rates are at an all time low, you can buck the trend by adding an ingenious registration confirmation page to your webinar funnel that uses this ‘Sliding Doors’ GIF as a pattern interrupt.
This Attention Wizardry turns ‘interest in attending’ into a ‘commitment to attend’, and has generated 30% higher attendance rates AND conversions.

People are universally attracted to money.
That's why money makes great Attention Wizardry!
When you give people some money (even 'funny money') it will often - as my grandma used to say - 'burn a hole in their pocket' and they'll give you much more money back, by buying your stuff.
I've created many super successful marketing campaigns by giving money away ... including my somewhat famous ‘half-dollar bill promotion’ that gets meetings with previously ‘unreachable’ or non-responsive people.

Like a lot of professionals, many accountants don't want to come across as 'salesy'.
So for them, I developed the ‘bowler hat presentation’.
It makes selling superfluous, edutaining people into becoming clients in as little as 7 minutes into a first meeting.
If you don't like ‘sales’ (or just want sales to happen easier AND faster) then maybe you could benefit from an edutaining sales presentation created around a powerful 'dimensional metaphor' and pattern interrupt that does the selling for you.

The #1 way to increase sales (and win the business without encountering price resistance) is to have a phenomenal answer to this question: "What's your USP?"
Better than an answer is a demonstration using Attention Wizardry - like this business card example. Made from used cereal boxes with pen and ink lettering, a hand-drawn caricature of the CEO and a real penny stuck on ... for a 'cost reduction' consulting firm.
Handing over this 'quirky' business card cleverly dramatised their Unique Selling Proposition and helped double closing rates on 5-figure projects.

After I discovered some actual scientific research about the dopamine-inducing effect even just thinking about doughnuts can have on the brain ...
I started using dougnuts in my Attention Wizardry - turns out they make pretty hard-to-resist 'lead magnets'!
One of those campaigns - The 'Doughnut Challenge' - creates what can only be described as a feverish response.
(People love telling other people about it and the word-of-mouth effect can double an already double-digit response rate!)

After using Neuro Linguistic Programming to study the decision-making psychology used when spending ‘big money’ ... I concluded that there was no place for a (death by) PowerPoint presentation in high-ticket sales.
Instead, I've devised a process for creating entrancing pattern interrupts ... like the ‘tea-pot pitch’.
These presentations are perfect for CEO-to-CEO sales, enabling CEOs to close deals with flair AND get C-suite referrals without even having to ask for them!

Sometimes we need a whole new level of Attention Wizardry!
Like when you want to get your marketing message into the hands of a decision maker BUT there’s a mailroom or executive assistant you must get past first.
That's why I created my infamous ‘blackmail’ campaigns.
Not just unignorable - these 'unconventionally' creative promotions get to the intended recipient untouched, every time.

Could you win the business (or investment) if you met your dream client (or investor) at a networking event today? Or if you found yourself sitting next to them at a wedding this weekend?
Over the last 30+ years, I’ve used Attention Wizardry to created hundreds of ‘elevator pitches’ for every conceivable product and service.
My own ‘apples presentation’ draws crowds at networking events and has literally generated clients in a 7-floor elevator ride!

'The money is in the follow-up'. That's true. BUT ‘chase’ some people up too much and you’ll just chase them away, so I devised a brand new way to follow up.
Instead of (yet another!) email, DM, or phone message, you can use this Attention Wizardry: send a baby's rattle and the ‘no-hard-feelings' letter.
This edutaining campaign defuses follow-up tension, gets stalled sales back on track and has even won back deals the competition had already signed up!
STAND OUT and become UNIGNORABLE! Access 30+ Years Of Unconventional But Tried, Tested AND Proven Marketing ideas And make 'Unconventional' Creativity your competitive advantage.

GET MY HANDS-ON HELP
Frustrated founders and challenged CEOs turn to me when doing what everyone else is doing, no longer works for them.
The battle for attention is real.
Advertising has become cripplingly expensive.
The social media feeds are an avalanche of content.
Organic reach has plummeted.
‘The algorithm’ is rigged against you.
And ADHD amongst customers has become epidemic.
To win attention nowadays, you need marketing ideas that are:
#1: Unignorable
#2: Unforgettable
#3: Uncopyable
And that means being ‘unconventionally’ creative.
The good news is ...
To 10X your results you only need to 2X your creativity.
Let me explain why ...
Your competitors are all chasing the 5% of people that are actively considering buying what you’re selling, right now.
That tiny number is a ‘psychophysiological economic’ fact.
(I study some weird stuff so you don’t have to!)
Winning the attention of that 5% takes economic brute force – big budgets give bigger businesses an unfair advantage, simple as that.
Even if you do manage to get yourself on the buyers radar ...
You’ll undoubtably find yourself in a ‘beauty parade’ ...
Where the ugly issue of price is often the deciding factor.
The alternative?
‘Branding Bravery’.
Branding Bravery is an ‘unconventionally’ creative idea that gets the attention of e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e, not just that 5%.
Branding Bravery can put your product or service on someone’s ‘shopping list’ ...
As a priority purchase ...
Even if they had zero intention of buying what you’ve got a moment before coming across you.
I call that ‘Marketing Alchemy’ – the ability to turn non prospects into potential customers, instantly and after just one ‘touch’.
Marketing Alchemy increase the size of your potential market by 10X.
Creating 10X more opportunities to win business ...
By being able to conjure up potential new customers out of thin air ...
Moving them from ice-cold to red-hot in minutes ...
Leaving your competitors to fight it out with each other over the 5%.
Interested to see what it would be like to work with me? 'Test-drive-my-brain' with a FREE Consultation: In the time you'd spend listening to another inspirational podcast, we could be working on your specific situation! Reach out to me using this form and we'll set up a time to talk.
All things being equal, people buy on price. Which is why your #1 job as a business owner is to ensure that things aren't equal!
Figuring out your Unique Selling Proposition is the single most important thing you can do in business.
A USP is ...
How you POSITION and DIFFERENTIATE your business so that:
↳ The best customers
↳ Have a clear and compelling reason
↳ To do business with you
↳ RIGHT NOW
↳ Instead of any other competitive option available to them
↳ Including doing nothing
↳ Or doing it themselves
A USP is the ‘secret’ to triggering exponential growth.
Very few businesses have nailed their USP ...
Because in today’s highly competitive world ...
Finding a truly UNIQUE Selling Proposition is notoriously hard to do.
Most give up and accept that it's going to be a relentless fight for market share and sales.
But I persisted ...
Until I cracked the code.
Over the last 30 years I’ve engineered USPs that have brought in millions in EXTRA PROFITABLE sales for my clients.
Along the way I’ve developed a mental model that now enables me to look at the relationship between any business, it’s customers and competition ...
To find the elusive angle ...
That we can build a remarkable USP from.
I’ve even been able to identify instant USP frameworks, like:
- The Fatal Flaw USP™
- The White Knight USP™
- The Contrarian USP™
- The Guillotine USP™
Once we've nailed your USP ...
You’ll be able to charge higher prices and make more profit because ...
People will happily pay higher prices when they clearly understand why you’re different in a way that matters to them.
Even more people will buy on the spot because ...
They won’t need to go away and try figure out if you’re their best option – they’ll have been able to sell themselves on why you are their best option.
Selling will be easier and you’ll have to handle less objections because ...
You’ll have a clear compelling marketing message that does most of the selling for you in advance of a sales meeting.
You’ll get more customers by word-of-mouth because ...
Your existing customers will easily be able to share your USP with potential customers they know.
Existing customers will be more loyal because...
Your USP will extinguish any nagging doubts in their mind that there might be a better option out there.
You’ll get more than your fair share of the best customers because ...
Your USP will have a magnetic appeal to these specific customers.
If you spend money on advertising, you’ll spend less because ...
When you promote a strong USP the quality of leads you get is far better, so you need less leads to generate the same number of sales.
Even if you’ve struggled to come up with a compelling USP in the past, I’m confident that I can help you quickly crack the problem – one of my frameworks might even be an instant USP solution for you!
There could be no better use of your time than working on your Unique Selling Proposition! Reach out to me using this form and we'll set up a time to talk about how I can help you create an exponential growth generating USP for your business.
WORKSHOPS & TRAINING
For businesses with a marketing and/or sales team. (on-site or via ZOOM)
Add some 'Attention Wizardry™' to your marketing meetings via ZOOM.
Bring me in for a day-long 'disruptive marketing' workshop.
Or have me lead a 2-day annual planning session.
I will unleash the ‘unconventional creativity’ in your team so they can start giving you their true potential.
(You won’t believe what's inside them!)
I can work with your marketing team or your sales people.
Better yet, bring your sales and marketing people together and experience even bigger results.
Before working with you, I thoroughly examine your business, your team, the competition and the industry you operate in.
I then create a completely customized workshop for your business.
In the workshop we work together to solve your sales and marketing challenges, create brand new sales and marketing initiatives, establish goals and objectives and a detailed action plan to ensure they are achievable.
Reach out to me using this form and we'll set up a time to talk.arrange a meeting to discuss training to unleash the ‘unconventional creativity’ in your team.
Who is this public workshop for?
Agenda summary ...
Saturday Morning: A Masterclass In ‘Unique Selling Proposition’.
Lunch: '6 Figures in 60 minutes' Networking Demonstration.
Saturday Afternoon & Sunday Morning: A Crash Course In ‘Attention Wizardry™’.
Lunch: The Entrepreneurs Backup Plan™.
Sunday Afternoon: ‘Unconventional’ Creativity Hot Seats.
Bring 'Attention Wizardry™' to your city?
Would you like to be involved in bringing the ‘Attention Wizardry™’ Weekend Workshop to your hometown or city?
If you have a network or connections within your local business community, reach out to me using this form and let’s talk about how we could make that happen.

